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Alright, time to humiliate the school to nothingness if possible. Word just has it that they're going to reinforce the school rules, anyone not in accordance with the school rules will face the following punishment:
1st offense: Parents informed by phone, 1/2 day in-house suspension
2nd offense: Issued Letter of Warning, 1 day in-house suspension
3rd offense: Disciplinary Case, suspension from school till further notice

So, few of the rules I remember are...
1) All students are required to wear white and should be visible at all times
2) Only canvas/track shoes of mainly white colour is allowed
3) The hem of the skirt must be touching the kneecap
4) Girls are only allowed 1 piercing on each ear
5) No piercings allowed for boys
6) Boys' fringe must not touch the eyebrow
7) Boys' hair must not touch the collar

That's about all that I can recall. Seriously, is there this need? The college has already a very bad reputation. If word of this goes out (which I'm sure it will, that's why I'm blogging about this), the situation will only worsen. Which nuts would wear those kinda of socks? Alright, I confess, but I do something to them before going out of the house. And I DO wear other colours too. And the hair? What's with them? We're going to serve NS in a few more months! Let us grow some freakin' hair if we want to! Hmph. And the girls' skirt, not what I want to say about, since it doesn't concern me, but... Skirts of that length just look bloody retarded. Geeks, nerds, losers, whatever you call it dude, THEY WANT IT. It's already bad enough that SOME do wear it that way (and even worse if I may say so). I don't want to hang out with my girlfriend is she's like that... *shudders & horrified by the thought of it*

So, people, feel free to comment on this via the tagboard or comments link at the bottom of this post (marked as "pursuers"). And well, spread the word, share the joy~ It would be selfish of us not to do so, wouldn't it? *smiles*

It's almost like "Harry Potter 5: LIVE". Dolores Umbridge. Well, maybe it's worse, considering the school's got multiple clones of Umbridge, lack of the castle-like infrastructure and is in a dire state of financial crisis. *laughs*

Time now is approximately 1500. Alright, to studies! Then it's Lion Dance in a few hours.